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Guide to Safe Fax

Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day.

My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old do you think someone should be before they can fax?
Faxing can be performed at any age, once you can learn the correct procedures.

If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
Certainly not, as far as we can see.

There is a place down the street where I can go and pay for fax. Is this legal?
Yes, many people have no other outlet for fax and must pay a professional when their need for fax becomes too great.

Should a cover always be used when faxing?
Unless you are really sure of the person you are faxing, a cover should be used to ensure safe fax.

What happens when I do the procedure incorrectly and I fax prematurely?
Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they haven't faxed in a long while. Just start over. Most people won't mind if you try again.

I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed?
Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with each one, you won't transfer anything you're not supposed to.

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