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This is my collection of jokes over the years. They have been sent to me by various people and I have kept the best and binned the rest. What you see below is an index to the best of the best. I will probably keep adding to it so as to include all the best providing the megabytes and the passage of time don't do for me in the meantime.


Joke Titles
  1. 'O' Level Exam for Irishmen
  2. Guide to Safe Computing
  3. Guide to Safe Fax
  4. Air Force One
  5. Comparative Religion - CR-101
  6. The Little old Lady and the Bank of Canada
  7. Funky Geriatrics
  8. Blondes
  9. Urospek
  10. Pearly Gates
  11. Haiku
  12. German Motor Glossary
  13. Knock
  14. Nationalities
  15. Princess
  16. Knights of the Round Table
  17. Spellchequer
  18. Give your cat a pill
  19. Sea of troubles
  20. Technology for countryfolk
  21. Bullshit Bingo
  22. Birthdays
  23. Bushisms
  24. Creation
  25. Clock it
  26. Three Jewish Jokes
  27. Broken English
  28. Hands up
  29. Intelligence Test
  30. Laid out
  31. Nelson Mandela
  32. Morning
  33. Life's Mysteries
  34. Octopus
  35. Paragraph
  36. Pearly Gates Duty
  37. If Pigs could fly
  38. Pleasing a Woman
  39. Points to ponder
  40. HMO Voicemail
  41. Sayings
  42. Scottish Painter
  43. Sinking Feeling
  44. Dwarfs
  45. Steer Clear
  46. Strike Oil
  47. Test
  48. Three Bears
  49. The Final Blonde Joke
  50. The Plane Crash
  51. Dart
  52. Party
  53. Divert your Course
  54. Only ribbing
  55. Peace Keeping
  56. Plantation of Ulster
  57. How to tell the Weather
  58. Diet Rules
  59. Talking Bush
  60. The Fairy
  61. F - ough
  62. A lot of old hat
  1. Just when it's raining
  2. Never argue with a woman
  3. Woe is Me
  4. Sex on Sunday
  5. Up the Pole
  6. Catholic Horses
  7. A Dog's Dinner
  8. Divine Diagnostics
  9. Mere Maids
  10. Blonde Blame
  11. Smart Ass
  12. Worms
  13. Financial Planning
  14. In the Oven
  15. Nun but the brave
  16. First Confession
  17. Blonde Mortician
  18. Henrietta
  19. Nose for Crime
  20. Hell to be Old
  21. The Hotel Bill
  22. Hell
  23. Management Course
  24. BDSM (over 80s only)
  25. My Lovely Satnav
  26. Who Dares, Loses
  27. United in Divorce
  28. Winalot
  29. Wheelie Bin
  30. Two Cows
  31. Rape
  32. Two Beggars
  33. Vouchesafe
  34. Atheist
  35. Aplomb
  36. Library
  37. The Robe
  38. Stanley
  39. Call the Vet
  40. Fly me to the Moon
  41. Banana
  42. Ku Klux Klan
  43. Doberman
  44. Three Male Nudes
  45. Clever Blonde
  46. Fixing Watches
  47. Three Peas in a Pod
  48. Ventriloquist
  49. He Blonds
  50. A Bishop's Life
  51. Southern Belle
  52. Buns out of the Oven
  53. Dr. Geezer
  54. Hear no evil
  55. Holy Words
  56. Colonial
  57. Next Time
  58. Irish Male
  59. Tommy Cooper
  60. I am who am
  61. Specsavers

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