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A man walks into a solicitor's office and asks to see the senior lawyer in the house.

"How much would you charge me for asking you three questions?" he asks the solicitor.

"£500" came the reply.

"That's a lot of money isn't it?" says the man.

"It is" agreed the solicitor "and what's your third question?"


[Business and Finance 13-19 July 2000]


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