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Steer clear

A man walks into a solicitor's office and asks to see the senior lawyer in the house.

"How much would you charge me for asking you three questions?" he asks the solicitor.

"500" came the reply.

"That's a lot of money isn't it?" says the man.

"It is" agreed the solicitor "and what's your third question?"

[Business and Finance 13-19 July 2000]

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